BOFH`s Excuse of the Day Calendar!

MiraTS - 11.01.2007 I started to read about BOFH`s adventures in 1994, and still ventures back occasionally for a good laugh. But ever since then I have wished I had my own copy of his useful tool: The Excuse of the Day Calendar! Finally I just had to make it myself, and here it is. Enjoy, may it stop all your (l)users from asking to many questions!

Bastard Operator from Hell`s Excuse of the Day Calendar! (pdf-file)

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BOFH:

"The Bastard Operator From Hell (BOFH), a fictional character created by Simon Travaglia, is a rogue system administrator who takes out his anger on lusers (his colleagues, bosses and anyone who gets in his way).
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By extension, the term is also used to refer to any system administrator who displays (or wishes he could get away with) the qualities of the original. The term has become common Internet slang."

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